Saturday, May 11, 2013

Brilliant, Fleshy Gems: Finding Value in Gore and the Gross Out



We’ve all read the Stephen King hierarchy: going first for terror, then horror, then, if all else fails, the gross out. It’s a too-oft spoken rule, so much so that it is taken for granted. Even in the horror community, where we certainly do love our greasy, grimy gopher guts, it’s agreed that gore and the gross out are cheap tools of shock only to be used by the talentless or when no real valuable tools can be found.

So, of course, I must disagree.

The big place, to me, where gore and the gross out find their value is in the reminder of our mortality in a basic, visceral manner. These fleshy bits. The trailing loops of intestine that spill from an opened gullet. The red and sometimes deep black blood we find floating in the toilet alongside our shit. The oozing, almond scented lesions that drip thick milk from our wounds. They only exist because we are frail things constantly on the verge of collapse. Of death. Of ceasing to be in the manner to which we are accustomed.

Worse, there is nothing logical or intellectual about the reaction of revulsion. It’s pure instinct. Our body reacts, not our minds. Maybe that is why we cheapen the experience. Even going back as far as the ancient Greeks, the activity of the mind was always valued over the activity of the body. For an intellectual attack, we can brace ourselves. Build up barriers. Man the defenses with excuses and platitudes and religious and philosophical ideals. But our body will have none of that. It reacts violently and immediately. The deep down lizard brain takes over, cringing away or lusting for a taste. We become animals, even if only for a moment, and we really don’t like that.

Please remember the adage that art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable as we move along.
But, while discomfort is a good start, it isn’t enough. What matters is what you do with the discomfort. When used well, the double G’s are what create empathy and a sense of consequence to action. I loved the old cowboy and kung fu movies that showed piles of bodies shot or chopped from their mortal coil, falling down peacefully like so many cords of wood. They were fun. The violence was there, as was the intellectual implication of death, but it meant nothing to me. It was a game where I was certain they’d get up and shake hands any moment.  

Then I saw The Wild Bunch and The Street Fighter, which showed, in lurid, lingering detail, the actual results of these actions. I saw the blood and broken bones. People moaning, clutching spilling organs to keep their insides inside. The dying slowly leaking into the dirt. Suddenly, these deaths had meaning. Were things I did not wish to have occur. Violence was given guttural consequence and I was no longer able to shield myself from the reaction. It wasn’t fun anymore.

In literary circles, you need look no further than Jack Ketchum’sThe Girl Next Door. Ketchum does not imply the horrors inflicted on the body of this poor girl. He shoves your face into them. Every raised, blistering welt. Every wound dripping blood and infected pus. The rape at the end. I wasn’t allowed to look away, to deny behind a screen of obscurity. Then, when the first person narrator and, by proxy, myself, were implicated as part of these crimes, I could not hide. The impact was devastating.

You can also look to the opening of Irreversible or the first kill of Rob Zombie’s rendition of Halloween. Both sequences take something that would generally have audiences cheering. Wondrous bits of glorified ultraviolence turned horrifying by their judicious use of gore. Both of these scenes twist that expectation of fun into an experience of the true grotesque and, in doing so, become art.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that gore and the gross out are always used well. I’ll never defend the ultimately boring instances where they are depended upon over character and story and emotional involvement. They are tools. The equivalent of twenty ton epoxy and a sledgehammer. But, sometimes those are precisely the tools you need to get the job done.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Why the hell should I care about the money?



It used to be that I didn’t care a whit about getting paid for my work. Yes, I wanted to get paid for working, but I’d give out Work with that all important capitol with no concern whatsoever. Now, I find myself somewhat more concerned about getting paid like a muthafucka, as the parlance puts it. Then, a couple days ago, my wife mentioned this change to me and it got me thinking.

Why?

It isn’t like the occasional $20-$50 makes any real difference in my life. Hell, most of the time I end up spending it all on copies for myself and family. Then there is the poetry, which can possibly net me the amazing pro rate of $5. That doesn’t even buy two gallons of gas or a meal at Wendy’s. Given the time it takes to create the Work, including both the initial writing and subsequent editing, the pay boils down to pennies per hour. I might as well not be getting paid at all.

And it isn’t like I am determined to build up a professional record for my grand writing career. I write poetry and short stories at a time when no one buys anything but novels. This shit will never be a lifestyle for me.

I think it has something to do with how seriously the publisher takes the Work they publish. By handing over money, they show that they are invested. That they care. No one is going to give you their hard earned cash unless they believe in the quality of what they are purchasing. Even $5 a poem can add up pretty damn fast when you fit 50+ poems in an anthology. That means that my work will be placed in proximity to other quality works, which means that it will be more likely to reach an audience that cares about quality.

It also makes it harder. It isn’t tough to get into some free webzine with a 60% acceptance rate, so the acceptance doesn’t mean anything. It‘s the equivalent of getting a medal for participation. Once you see that the guy who trips over his own feet and can’t catch a ball to save his life got one, it ceases to matter. 

However, striving to break into those tough to crack markets means that I have to improve. I have to be sure that I am writing the best possible stories or poems I can. I have to be leaner, meaner, more confident and affecting. I can’t slip.

I will likely never get into Apex, with their .5% acceptance rate, but my determination to try makes me better. That is what matters ost, to me. Afterall, the creation of word art may just be a hobby to me but it s one I take seriously. I want the work to be the best it can be. I want the stories that boil in my head expressed in the most powerful manner I am capable of. 

Otherwise, there is no point in doing it at all.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Tooting my Own Horn



I realized that I have been moderately remiss in the pimping of the self, as it were. Sad, I know. I also realize that, as much as I would like to believe that the raw power and majesty of the art I exude through whatever orifices happen to be available would draw you all like the gravity well of a collapsing star, such dreams are not to be. Don’t worry. Not everything I write is as self indulgent as that sentence.



All that nonsense aside, the following currently available thingies have my name hiding in the TOC:






A Science Fiction anthology with a fairly obvious theme containing. My story, “Have I got a Deal for You” contains both a giant, talking space vagina (which my wife found absolutely terrifying) and Nirvana played as muzak.









A zombie anthology dealing with loss. The stories in this one tend to focus a bit more on emotional impact than gore (though there is plenty for those so inclined). The introduction is by Jonathan Maberry and C Bryan Brown delivers a nearly crippling tale in addition to my own “Beautiful Things”, a tale of the estrangement of a father and son.






Initially billed as a steampunk ghost anthology, I think of it more along the lines of generalized haunted machines. Somewhat  along the lines of King’s “The Mangler”, featuring stories grouped by past, present and future. I’m sure most of you will be more interested in the Joe Hill story, which I completely understand. However, while you’re there you might as well check out “Interchangeable Parts”. It’s my gift to those who dislike steampunk for socioeconomic reasons.









D.O.A. II (Blood Bound Books), due to be released in July, 2013

This should be a fun one. An extreme horror antho that will feature some of my heroes like Jack Ketchum, Wrath James White, Monica J O’Rourke and Robert Devereaux.  Also, while they may not be as big of names, I usually enjoy Robert Essig and Daniel I Russell. I felt a little sick with myself while writing some parts of “Under the Pretense of Propensity”, which is usually a good sign.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Can't we just agree to stop doing this?

I've been writing reviews professionally* for about five years now. It seems like kind of a stupid thing to take seriously, but I do. I think of it as a kind of art on its own that, when done well, can help people to make informed decisions when it comes to more creative art. It is precisely because I take reviewing so seriously that things like this bother me so profoundly.

This exemplifies, to me, the reason so few fans and artists take reviewers seriously anymore**. This is why you get statements like: “Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't do either criticize.” These don't come across as professional reviews so much as a self important child on a street corner yelling Look At Me!

8 of the 20 reviews quoted break the most important rule of reviewing: you are reviewing the work of art, not those who made it. They attack either the makers of the film or anyone who has the gall to enjoy the horrid pap those idiots shat out. All of them do exactly what he accuses Armageddon of doing: shout out one-liners without substance.

I get why this happens, especially as dependent as we are on Twitter and Tumbler and Facebook as we are now. A quick, biting quip is more likely to get passed along and aim people to you than a well reasoned, balanced statement of personal experience. It seems to work, initially. It may even get you a deal on a series of books. But it defeats the purpose of a review. It makes the reviewer look just as foolish as if they were blatantly copy whoring***. Also, few people bother reading anything but your cute little gag.

Reviews should never be about either the reviewer or the creator of the work. They should be about one person's experience of the work in question, conveyed in a way as to help others decide whether or not they will like it. Please note that the reviewer is not there to tell them whether or not they would or should like it. The review can, and in fact must be, subjective. This means that no matter how much you are paid, you are not an authority, but an adviser.

The distinction is important.



*Meaning that other people ask me to do them and occasionally pay me for doing so.

**Generally speaking, I consider it bad form to shit upon the recently deceased. They can't fight back and they have family that are trying to grieve for the lose of someone who likely meant quite a bit to them as a human being. It's just a dick thing to do. With that in mind, please understand that the following was not written to cast aspersions upon the character or person of Roger Ebert that was. I take issue with his review methodology and feel that his underlying critical theory, so dependent upon authorial intent, was outdated by a century or so.

***copy whoring: the act of writing a review around short, pithy exclamations in the hope of appearing on promotional art.


Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Guess who got a new toy?

I just received my brand spanking shiny and crisp Fridge of the Damned magnetic poetry kit, courtesy of Michael A Arnzen and Raw Dog Screaming Press. Of course, what good are toys if we don't play with them? With that in mind, I've today's NaPoWriMo to present:
Remember, folks, April isn't just about writing poetry, but also about enjoying it. Here's a bit of Mike Williams reading from Cancer as a Social Activity:Affirmations of World's End.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Keep Yer Gubment Offa Muh Murrij

I know you’re aware of the Marriage Equality debate that has been foaming at the mouth again. If you know me, you know my point of view and I won’t beat you over the head with it. That’s not what I’m concerned with today anyways. Right now, I’m more concerned with a sub-debate that has popped up in some (mostly, but not totally Libertarian) circles.


Why the hell is the Government involved in Marriage anyways?

It’s a valid question and seems obvious enough. Especially if you define marriage as a social (possibly religious) agreement between two people promising to take care of each other (you can even use the term “help meet” if you want to get biblical about it), then who I marry should only matter to me, my spouse and (if applicable) my chosen deity. There doesn’t seem to be much need for any government in that. Easy.

But then let’s use my own personal anecdote* to illustrate where I see the fault in this logic.

My current wife and I were together for eight years before we got married. We lived together for about Six and a half of those wherein she was in every way a helpmeet for me and I for her. We took care of each other and shared our lives as well as our habitation and bills. Everyone we knew understood this and, as we are not religious people, we didn’t particularly need a ceremony to cement anything. We could have simply declared our marriage in a social sense and be done with it. Maybe even bought each other rings and slapped them on our fingers as an outward statement of fidelity. If we wanted to be particularly showy and involve the family, we could have paid any number of people to perform a ceremony (I'm also certain that any church would have allowed it if we were members of that church). We didn’t need a government for that shit.

My wife didn’t have health insurance through her work and I was only able to add someone onto my insurance if they were my LEGAL spouse. If she got injured or sick and admitted into an ICU, the hospital could potentially keep me from seeing her because I was not a relative and I wouldn’t be able to do a damn thing about it. If I were to die, my sister would have more legal rights as to the fulfillment of my final wishes than her. Not of that touches on tax benefits, wrongful death benefits, inheritance issues, decisions on medical care should I not be fit (physically or mentally) to decide for myself and a litany of other issues.

Without a firm, legal backing bound by reams of paperwork held in third and fourth party hands and performed under officially recognized guidance, that is where we were.

So we said to hell with that bullshit and got the government involved in our marriage.
  *Obviously, as a personal anecdote, I don't expect that this reveals any universal truths. Just personal ones.

Friday, March 29, 2013

Millennicon 27: Adventures of a Horror Dork in Sci-Fi land

 
No Sci-Fi convention is complete without a Tardis
As I write this, Horrorhound Cincinnati is going on about 5 miles from me. While some greats are there, like Sergio Stivaletti, Tom Di Zarn and Charles Band, I am not. Why, you ask, would a dork of horror such as yourself miss such an illustrious gathering? Simply put, I spent all my money at Millenicon and I couldn’t be happier.



If you don’t already know, Millenicon is a Speculative Fiction convention run by the Miami Valley Fandom For Literacy(MVFL), a non profit dedicated to promoting the study of science through writing and reading. Even if you aren’t a dork, you have to admit that goal is awesome. Granted, the bulk of the focus in panels and activities are on Science fiction, but there is enough horror on tap to keep a bloodhound like me interested. Besides, it’s always good to expand your horizons.

Janet Harriet, Senior Editor for Apex Publications


As a broad statement, I always enjoy that fact that Millenicon draws enough people to be interesting, but doesn’t get so crowded as to be claustrophobic. It’s social and fun, but intimate enough to be comfortable. That intimacy is always the real draw for me, and what has spoiled me compared to other, larger Cons. I get incredibly excited about meeting the creators of the art that shapes my life and I get to actually meet them here. Mike Resnick and Tim Waggoner don’t charge $20 for an autograph and they’ll spend time chatting with me like an actual person. It feels like the gathering of a community instead of another machine designed to strip you of your cash. It feels like home. Also, I always appreciate that they have enough panels on tap to keep me busy, but not so much as to spread the audience too thin.


Matt Betts, Sally Ike, Sarah Hans and a guy whose name I don't remember educating me on the vagaries of Steampunk.

Speaking of panels, there were some doozies this year. Being a dork, I got really into the Art and Science of Editing (who doesn’t want to know how sausage is made, right?). Janet Harriet and Jason Sizemore (editor and owner of Apex Publishing, respectively), Sarah Hans (author and editor of Sidekicks!) and Tom Huber (author) discussed the different types of editorial jobs, what editors expect when receiving submitted work (hint: read their submission guidelines) and scams to look out for. There was also a highly interesting round table discussion about how to address the lack of diversity at Sci-Fi and fanish cons where some honest to goodness plans took root. I had a blast talking about the need for horror as a genre, defending gore and violence like a knight covered in spleen and other fleshy bits and arguing for being a nit-picking bastard of a reviewer as a panelist. However, the most bizarre and entertaining portion was a small gathering of absolutely filthy minded, mostly female, individuals talking about inserting all manner of limb and implement into a wide variety of orifices during the Slashfic Madlibs panel.

filthy, filthy minds on these ladies


But everybody knows the real fun comes at night, after the booths and panels have closed down and all us crazy people retreat to the rooms. I spent a while hanging out with members of a Sci-Fi society from Columbus, chatting about everything we could think of, except science fiction. They were good people. Then I traveled over to the Sidekicks! release party where Steven Saus (owner of Alliteration Ink) and Sarah Hans (editor of the anthology) hosted far too many people crammed into far too small of a room, talking way too loud and drinking too much beer and liquor. In other words: fun was had into the wee hours of the night. Also, I had the opportunity to introduce these ingrates to the wonders of Grippos BBQ chips in the big ass box.

Steven Saus and I arguing horror the next morning.


End quote: Millenicon is about the people and the community and the art we all love, not the dealer’s floor. Even if I did buy enough books to keep my ass busy for a good long while.



Favorite quotes of the weekend:

The Victorians were REALLY high.” –Sarah Hans

Aristotle was an idiot!” –Jay Thomas, Chemistry and Physics teacher

Amazon reviewers are twits and losers.”- David Drake

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